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  • Account bug fixed.

    Everyone should have everything they ordered in their accounts now, sorry about the mess.

  • There may be an account bug barring you from dating characters.

    This bug seems to affect some backers only. We don't know how widespread the issue is yet. If you're unable to date anyone other than Olga, check in the store, and see if the characters are unlocked. If they are not, then we have a simple workaround: please reply back to me and we will ensure that your AD3 account is properly accredited with what you purchased. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • AD3 is released!

    Are you ready...to not fap?! Are you ready to wade through tons of enemies, bullets, and girls that talk so damn much you might have more luck in an Amish dating sim?! Then hell fucking yeah you've come to the right party!

    Step 1: Get the username and pass from my other message I sent you.

    Step 2: Login at andrograde.com using those credentials (to retrieve your digital goodies)

    Step 3: Head on over to hentaicook.com

    Step 4: Zip those fuggin pants back up and play some Aching…

About The Project

"Zombies. Guns. Hot Babes. Breasts of Mass Destruction. The Dark Planet, Thursday Nights at 8, Galactic Time."

Aching Dreams 3: The Dark Planet is an Adult Hentai Dating Sim Computer Game.

Aching Dreams 3: The Dark Planet allows you to be in command of the Iacchus Space Station, and its survivor crew. The captain of the station has died from an alien zombie infection. You're the new Acting Captain, commanding your Survivors and holding off the Alien Horde. EarthGov decides to not waste their money on rescuing you, so you and your crew make a Reality TV show about killing zombies to raise the money to fund a rescue mission home!


Aching Dreams 3 features:

  • An exciting cast of characters, all unique in personality and physique.
  • Dating sim style gameplay with dialogue choices and multiple storylines.
  • Command and shooting gameplay, with elements of survival directly tieing into the dating sim.
  • Guns, character abilities, and multiple enemies add depth to the strategic gameplay.
  • Day to day management of the crew. Assign your crew to work on various tasks based on their skillsets.
  • Survival gameplay. Conserve your ammunition, repair your barricade, and hold out for as long as possible to get the most rewards.
  • Lots of sex animations for the captains that survive the alien onslaught.


To learn more about Aching Dreams, click your virtual butt on over to http://www.hentaicook.com




Achieved of $5,000 Goal


Project Finished

Successful - This project reached its goal of $5,000 on March 30 and ended April 1, 2013

Rewards Available

Support by pledging money.

Pledge $5 or more

0 Supporters

8.5 x 11 inch print of the Aching Dreams 3 poster. The AD3 poster will look similar to the AD2 poster: http://www.hentaicook.com/images/ad2postersm.jpg. Shipping and Handling free in the US.

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

Pledge $15 or more

13 Supporters

A digital copy of Aching Dreams 3. Sorry, no offline copies are available, and the game must be played with an active internet connection.

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

Pledge $20 or more

1 Supporter

The two above rewards, and a special assault rifle unlocked in the game for you (You save 5$).

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

Pledge $25 or more

80 Supporters

All of the above rewards and the Upcoming Expansion Pack that comes out after the game's release. The expansion pack adds 4 girls to the game. (Offbeatr Special- You save a total 10$!)

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

Pledge $100 or more

11 Supporters

All of the previous tiers and the Ultimate Survivor Kit: Your survivors will take considerably less damage in game than normal survivors.

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

Pledge $750 or more

1 Supporter (5 of 6 remaining)

All of the rewards above except the $400 reward, and you can play in a Sci-Fi D&D campaign over the internet with me (broken into 5 sessions of 3 hours each). I'll draw your character to your specifications (within reason). If everybody likes your character, who knows, I might even throw her in AD3.

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

Pledge $400 or more

3 Supporters (0 of 3 remaining)

All of the above rewards, and you can direct your own scene with one of the characters from Aching Dreams 2 or 3, drawn for you, but everyone will get to see it too. Drawing requests must be made within reason, as I do not cover all fetishes.

Estimated delivery : 01/2014

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